{"id":3132,"date":"2012-10-07T23:32:41","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T05:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/19.org\/?p=3132"},"modified":"2012-10-07T23:45:37","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T05:45:37","slug":"pide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/pide\/","title":{"rendered":"Adana’da Pide Yemeyen Adamdan Ramazan Espirileri"},"content":{"rendered":"

Adana’da Pide Yemeyen Adamdan Ramazan Espirileri<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Edip Y\u00fcksel
\n3 A\u011fustos 2011
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Bug\u00fcn Facebook\u2019ta bu sabah e\u015fimle aramda ge\u00e7en bir konu\u015fmay\u0131 payla\u015ft\u0131m:<\/p>\n

E\u015fim, “Bu ne \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131nl\u0131k! T\u00fcrkiye’ye niye 3 hafta i\u00e7in bilet ald\u0131n?” diye bana \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131nca \u015fu cevab\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m: “D\u00f6rt hafta \u00e7ok uzun olur diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm i\u00e7in.”<\/p>\n

Bu espiriyi be\u011fenenler oldu\u011funu g\u00f6rd\u00fckten sonra, Ramazan i\u00e7in espiriler uydurmaya karar verdim. Hadis uydurmaktan ve mukallit\u00e7e tekrarlamaktan \u00e7ok daha hay\u0131rl\u0131d\u0131r. Hadis ve s\u00fcnnete g\u00f6re kahkaha ile g\u00fclmenin haram oldu\u011funa inand\u0131klar\u0131 halde gizli gizli kahkaha g\u00fcnah\u0131 i\u015fleyen S\u00fcnni ve \u015eii karde\u015flerime duyurulur:<\/p>\n

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— Bu barda\u011f\u0131 niye k\u0131rd\u0131n?<\/p>\n

— Taba\u011f\u0131 k\u0131ramad\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Sen ak\u0131ll\u0131 adama benziyorsun. Peygamberden 200-300 y\u0131l sonra uydurulan hadisleri niye din ediniyorsun?<\/p>\n

— Uydurma olmayan hadisler atalar\u0131m\u0131zdan belledi\u011fimiz bi\u00e7imiyle namazlar\u0131 k\u0131lmaya yeterli gelmedi\u011fi i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Veli, f\u0131q\u0131h usulu \u00f6devini niye yapmad\u0131n?<\/p>\n

— \u00d6devimi yapmas\u0131 i\u00e7in arkada\u015f\u0131ma bir \u015fi\u015fe \u015farap almam\u0131n haram oldu\u011funu \u00f6\u011frendi\u011fim i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Mehmet, be\u015fikteki karde\u015fini niye \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fcn?<\/p>\n

— Peygamberin “iyi komutan” \u00f6vg\u00fcs\u00fcne lay\u0131k olabilmek i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Sen niye yere t\u00fck\u00fcrd\u00fcn?<\/p>\n

— S\u00fcmk\u00fcremedi\u011fim i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Sen niye hava at\u0131yorsun?<\/p>\n

— Ta\u015f atamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6vmeyen dizini niye d\u00f6ver?<\/p>\n

— Kafiyeli oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Bukhari amca, sen niye toplad\u0131\u011f\u0131n 600 000 hadisten 592 725 tanesini kitab\u0131na almad\u0131n?<\/p>\n

— Her hadis i\u00e7in \u00f6zel olarak abdest al\u0131p 20 rekaat namaz k\u0131l\u0131yordum. Zaman\u0131m ve g\u00fcc\u00fcm yetmedi\u011fi i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Niye T\u00fcrk’\u00fcn T\u00fcrk’ten ba\u015fka dostu yok?<\/p>\n

— Adam b\u00f6yle inand\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

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— Sen Atat\u00fcrk b\u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fcn \u00fcst\u00fcne niye s\u00fct d\u00f6kt\u00fcn?<\/p>\n

— Kediler yalas\u0131n ve temizlesin diye!<\/p>\n

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— Fethullah vazederken niye a\u011flay\u0131p duruyor?<\/p>\n

— Her vaiz sonunda toplad\u0131\u011f\u0131 paran\u0131n y\u00fczde birini sana verseler sen de a\u011flars\u0131n!<\/p>\n

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— Besmele\u2019de ka\u00e7 harf var?<\/p>\n

— Baz\u0131 alimlere g\u00f6re 18, baz\u0131lar\u0131na g\u00f6re 20, ve baz\u0131lar\u0131na g\u00f6re 21 harf varm\u0131\u015f!<\/p>\n

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— Edip sen niye Adana’da pide yemiyorsun?<\/p>\n

— Adana bana ters geliyor. Mersin’e ne dersin?<\/p>\n

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— Sen yukar\u0131daki sa\u00e7mal\u0131klar\u0131 espiri mi san\u0131yorsun?<\/p>\n

— \u00d6z\u00fcr dilerim. O zaman a\u015fa\u011f\u0131daki sa\u00e7mal\u0131\u011fa bir bak derim \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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“Din ak\u0131l dini de\u011fil nakil dinidir!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bu espiriyi be\u011fenenler oldu\u011funu g\u00f6rd\u00fckten sonra, Ramazan i\u00e7in espiriler uydurmaya karar verdim. Hadis uydurmaktan ve mukallit\u00e7e tekrarlamaktan \u00e7ok daha hay\u0131rl\u0131d\u0131r. Hadis ve s\u00fcnnete g\u00f6re kahkaha ile g\u00fclmenin haram oldu\u011funa inand\u0131klar\u0131 halde gizli gizli kahkaha g\u00fcnah\u0131 i\u015fleyen S\u00fcnni ve \u015eii karde\u015flerime duyurulur:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1057],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edipyuksel","category-gok-kusagi"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}