{"id":7003,"date":"2015-02-28T00:57:31","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T06:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/19.org\/tr\/?p=7003"},"modified":"2015-02-28T00:57:31","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T06:57:31","slug":"capraz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/capraz\/","title":{"rendered":"Paralel ikizlere \u00e7apraz"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Sadece \u00c7apraz \u00d6rg\u00fct d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrleri i\u00e7in \u00c7OK G\u0130ZL\u0130<\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-Paralele-\u00c7apraz-\u00c7izgi.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7004\" src=\"http:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-Paralele-\u00c7apraz-\u00c7izgi-300x179.jpg\" alt=\"2015-02-24 Paralele \u00c7apraz \u00c7izgi\" width=\"300\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-Paralele-\u00c7apraz-\u00c7izgi-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-Paralele-\u00c7apraz-\u00c7izgi-150x90.jpg 150w, https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-Paralele-\u00c7apraz-\u00c7izgi-730x437.jpg 730w, https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-Paralele-\u00c7apraz-\u00c7izgi.jpg 963w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOkuduktan sonra payla\u015farak imha ediniz \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Taktik de\u011fi\u015ftiriyorum. Radyoaktif oldu\u011fum i\u00e7in 1989 y\u0131l\u0131nda hicret etti\u011fim Kakt\u00fcsistan \u00fclkesinden Sultanistan \u00fclkesindeki iktidar\u0131 ele\u015ftirdik\u00e7e, T-tipi Nutukla Halk\u0131 Hoplatan imam\u0131n 10 y\u0131l g\u00f6klere \u00e7\u0131kartt\u0131\u011f\u0131 F-tipi A\u011flamayla Halk\u0131 A\u011flatan vaiz ile kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131yorum ve ele\u015ftirilerim kulaklara s\u00fcnnete uygun olarak t\u0131kanm\u0131\u015f misvaklara tak\u0131l\u0131yor. (Di<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">pnota bak)<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Halbuki benim i\u00e7in ikisi de birbirine paralel tipler ve ben ikisine de \u00e7apraz\u0131m. Yani paralel iki adama \u00e7apraz bir adam\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Bir hafta boyunca T-tipi imam\u0131 ele\u015ftirmek yerine \u00f6vece\u011fim. Yani ters psikoloji uygulayaca\u011f\u0131m. Benden nefret eden bilumum reaya, yeni-\u00e7eri, eski-\u00e7eri, kap\u0131kulu, fellah, cariye ve had\u0131m a\u011fas\u0131n\u0131n kafas\u0131 kar\u0131\u015facak ve &#8220;E\u011fer bu z\u0131nd\u0131k, bizim imam\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 bu kadar \u00f6v\u00fcyorsa demek ki imam\u0131m\u0131z abdestsiz nutuk at\u0131yor.\u201d diye sorgulamaya ba\u015flayabilir.<\/p>\n<p>(Do\u011fru yere bakt\u0131n; evet, buras\u0131 dipteki nottur): Sosyal medyadaki deneyimlerim sonucu, bu basit c\u00fcmleyi anlamayacak kadar potasyum engelli bir \u00e7ok hoplayan veya a\u011flayan sevimli karde\u015flerimiz \u00e7\u0131kacakt\u0131r. Tekrar, ama bu kez s\u00fcl\u00fck h\u0131z\u0131yla okusunlar. S\u00fcl\u00fckle kan ald\u0131rmak s\u00fcnnettir, bilirsiniz. M\u00fcbarek hayvand\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>Y\u0131llarca ayn\u0131 y\u00f6nde paralel giden, ama para\/makam magnetik etkisiyle kutup ve y\u00f6n de\u011fi\u015ftiren iki paralel \u00e7izgiyi \u00e7aprazlamas\u0131na kesen Y\u00fckselen E-tipi \u00e7izgi<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sadece \u00c7apraz \u00d6rg\u00fct d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrleri i\u00e7in \u00c7OK G\u0130ZL\u0130 Okuduktan sonra payla\u015farak imha ediniz \ud83d\ude42 Taktik de\u011fi\u015ftiriyorum. Radyoaktif oldu\u011fum i\u00e7in 1989 y\u0131l\u0131nda hicret etti\u011fim Kakt\u00fcsistan \u00fclkesinden Sultanistan \u00fclkesindeki iktidar\u0131 ele\u015ftirdik\u00e7e, T-tipi Nutukla Halk\u0131 Hoplatan imam\u0131n 10 y\u0131l g\u00f6klere \u00e7\u0131kartt\u0131\u011f\u0131 F-tipi A\u011flamayla Halk\u0131 A\u011flatan vaiz ile kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131yorum ve ele\u015ftirilerim kulaklara s\u00fcnnete uygun olarak t\u0131kanm\u0131\u015f misvaklara tak\u0131l\u0131yor. (Dipnota bak) &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/capraz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;Paralel ikizlere \u00e7apraz&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1599],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edipyuksel","category-politika-ve-tarih"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7003"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7005,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7003\/revisions\/7005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}