{"id":7430,"date":"2016-11-27T12:44:22","date_gmt":"2016-11-27T18:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/19.org\/tr\/?p=7430"},"modified":"2016-11-27T12:44:22","modified_gmt":"2016-11-27T18:44:22","slug":"karakarga-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/karakarga-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Ergenlere Rastgele \u00d6\u011f\u00fctler"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ergenlere Rastgele<\/span> \u00d6\u011f\u00fctler<\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n

Edip Y\u00fcksel
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\n(\u0130lk olarak KaraKarga Dergisi’nin 2016 Kas\u0131m say\u0131s\u0131nda yay\u0131mland\u0131)<\/p>\n

\"2016-11-01-karakarga-edip-ergenlere-kucuk\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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  1. K\u00f6pek, kedi, hamster besle\u2026 Bunlara yerin veya ebeveynin izni yoksa bal\u0131k besle. Bu da olmazsa saks\u0131da \u00e7i\u00e7ek besle. \u00c7i\u00e7ekleri susuzluktan \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcrsen aynaya bakarak iki kez \u201cben kendimden ba\u015fkas\u0131n\u0131 besleyemeyen bir beslemeyim\u201d diyerek Yahya 8:32 gere\u011fince \u00f6zg\u00fcrle\u015f. \u00d6zg\u00fcr biri olarak bir yerden g\u00fczel bir ta\u015f bul ve onu beslemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f. Yontma ta\u015f devrinden ba\u015flayabilirsin.<\/li>\n
  2. Yere t\u00fck\u00fcrme. Yere t\u00fck\u00fcren birini g\u00f6r\u00fcnce ciddi ve sayg\u0131n bir tav\u0131rla, \u201cabi ge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun\u201d de ve ekle, \u201cAcetylcystein, Asist veya Bromek\u00a0\u015furubu balgama iyi gelir\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n
  3. K\u0131zlara laf atmak yerine aruz vezniyle \u015fiir yaz.<\/li>\n
  4. Kimseyi taklit etme. Do\u011fal halinle, \u00f6zg\u00fcn bir ergen olarak sen \u00e7ok daha de\u011ferlisin.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  5. Bir ay\u0131n 28\/29, 4 ay\u0131n 30, 7 ay\u0131n 31 \u00e7ekmesi, ergenlerin de 32 \u00e7ekmesi mubaht\u0131r.<\/li>\n
  6. B\u00fcy\u00fcklerin ellerini \u00f6pme. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcklerin ellerinin daha az g\u00fcnahk\u00e2r oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yle.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  7. Kulakl\u0131ktan uzun s\u00fcre m\u00fczik dinlersen benim ya\u015f\u0131ma gelince ramazan davulcusunu i\u015fitmeyeceksin.<\/li>\n
  8. On dokuz ya\u015f\u0131na kadar dini kitaplar okuma; din adam\u0131 dinleme. Dini metinler okursan mutlaka sorgulayarak oku, din adamlar\u0131n\u0131 sorgulayarak dinle\u2026<\/strong><\/li>\n
  9. Bar\u0131\u015f\u00e7\u0131 ol ve bar\u0131\u015f i\u00e7in \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcmler ara. Moruklar\u0131n Mushaf veya bayrak sallayarak \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131 sava\u015flar\u0131 destekleme; ya\u015f\u0131n ilerleyince onlara g\u00f6n\u00fcll\u00fc olma. Sava\u015fa te\u015fvik eden moruklar ve \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 bizzat cephede sava\u015fmaya ba\u015flarsa o zaman durumu de\u011ferlendir. Azg\u0131nlara kar\u015f\u0131 bir savunma sava\u015f\u0131ysa kat\u0131l; yok toprak ve \u015fan kazanmak i\u00e7inse kat\u0131lma.<\/li>\n
  10. Ne, nas\u0131l, ve ni\u00e7in\/niye kelimelerini s\u0131k\u00e7a kullan. \u00d6zellikle N\u0130YE\u2019ye a\u015f\u0131k ol. N\u0130YE, s\u0131r hazinelerinin kap\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7an sihirli bir anahtard\u0131r. Ama \u00fcst \u00fcste birka\u00e7 N\u0130YE seni kara deliklere g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr ve oradan \u00e7\u0131kamayabilirsin.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  11. G\u00f6kku\u015fa\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sev. Sana sata\u015facak olan renk d\u00fc\u015fmanlar\u0131na ald\u0131rma\u2026 G\u00f6k ku\u015fa\u011f\u0131 Yarat\u0131c\u0131n\u0131n g\u00f6\u011fe takt\u0131\u011f\u0131 rahmet ve umut kurdelesidir.<\/li>\n
  12. Ortal\u0131kta \u201cBen Osmanl\u0131 torunuyum\u201d diye dolananlar\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcrsen onlara ac\u0131. Bilesin ki onlar\u0131n hi\u00e7biri sultan torunu de\u011fil. Saltanat\u0131n kald\u0131r\u0131lmas\u0131ndan sonra Osmanl\u0131 hanedan\u0131ndan hayatta olan 155 ki\u015fi topluca \u0130ngiltere\u2019ye ihra\u00e7 edildiler. \u00c7akma Osmanl\u0131 torunlar\u0131, atalar\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fclen veya cizyeye ba\u011flanan dev\u015firmelerin torunlar\u0131 de\u011filseler, padi\u015fahlar\u0131n \u201creaya\u201d (koyun ve s\u0131\u011f\u0131r s\u00fcr\u00fcs\u00fc) diye a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lad\u0131\u011f\u0131 halk\u0131n \u00e7ocuklar\u0131d\u0131r. Padi\u015fahlar\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fcnde atlar\u0131n\u0131n boku kadar de\u011ferleri yoktu.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  13. Hi\u00e7 ama hi\u00e7 alkoll\u00fc i\u00e7ecek kullanma. Aptalla\u015fmak insanl\u0131k onuruna ihanettir. Nice yetenekli ve potansiyeli b\u00fcy\u00fck gen\u00e7ler alkoll\u00fc i\u00e7kilerin kurban\u0131 olmu\u015flard\u0131r. Mutlulu\u011fu bardaki bardakta de\u011fil, do\u011fadaki ayetleri merakta ara.<\/li>\n
  14. T\u00fcrk isen bir ay boyunca her g\u00fcn bir c\u00fcmle K\u00fcrt\u00e7e \u00f6\u011fren. K\u00fcrt isen bir ay boyunca her g\u00fcn bir c\u00fcmle T\u00fcrk\u00e7e \u00f6\u011fren.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  15. \u00c7evreyi korumak i\u00e7in aktivist ol.<\/li>\n
  16. Noktalardan ve virg\u00fcllerden sonra mutlaka bo\u015fluk ver. \u00d6nce de\u011fil, sonra. Virg\u00fcle sayg\u0131! Sonbahardan SONRA k\u0131\u015f, Cumadan SONRA Cumartesi, on sekizden SONRA on dokuz, sevgiden SONRA ho\u015fluk, ve noktalama i\u015faretlerinden SONRA da bo\u015fluk gelir.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  17. \u201cHow is it Made\u201d (Nas\u0131l Yap\u0131l\u0131r) adl\u0131 kanala u\u011fra ve her g\u00fcn en az bir videoyu dikkatle izle\u2026<\/li>\n
  18. Youtube ve Internet yoluyla her dili ana diliyle konu\u015fanlardan bedava \u00f6\u011frenebilirsin.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  19. Sosyal medyada fazla vakit ge\u00e7irme. Internet arama tekniklerini \u00f6\u011fren. Her g\u00fcn mutlaka ciddi bir bilim ve teknoloji sitesinden bir haber oku.<\/li>\n
  20. A\u015f\u0131k olma. A\u015f\u0131k oldu\u011fun ki\u015fiye de hi\u00e7 yakla\u015fma. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc a\u015f\u0131k oldu\u011fun ki\u015fi d\u00fcnyada yoktur; o sadece hayalindedir. Aksi takdirde hayal k\u0131r\u0131kl\u0131\u011f\u0131na u\u011frar, a\u015fk\u0131na d\u00fc\u015fman olursun.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  21. En iyi devlet k\u00f6pek di\u015fleri \u00e7ekilmi\u015f, pen\u00e7eleri t\u00f6rp\u00fclenmi\u015f devlettir; en iyi di\u015fler her g\u00fcn iplenip f\u0131r\u00e7alanan ve b\u00fcy\u00fck olas\u0131l\u0131kla az\u0131 di\u015fleri \u00e7ekilmi\u015f olan di\u015flerdir.<\/li>\n
  22. Payla\u015f. Sahip oldu\u011fun nimetleri mutlaka senden daha \u015fanss\u0131z ve yoksul olanlarla payla\u015f\u2026<\/strong><\/li>\n
  23. Payla\u015f. Sahip oldu\u011fun dertleri mutlaka senden daha deneyimli ve ak\u0131ll\u0131 olanlarla payla\u015f\u2026<\/li>\n
  24. Y\u00fcz\u00fcn sokakta ba\u015flar\u0131 d\u00f6nd\u00fcrecek kadar \u00f6zg\u00fcn bir y\u00fcz de\u011filse (g\u00fczellik fiziksel averajd\u0131r) estetik ameliyat\u0131 olmay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnme. Estetik kurban\u0131 Michael Jackson\u2019u ve daha nice zavall\u0131y\u0131 hat\u0131rla.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  25. V\u00fccuduna d\u00f6\u011fme yapt\u0131rma. \u0130lla ka\u015f\u0131n\u0131yorsan elbise ile \u00f6rtebilece\u011fin bir yere hamam b\u00f6ce\u011finden b\u00fcy\u00fck olmayacak kadar yapt\u0131r. Ar\u0131 ve kar\u0131nca hari\u00e7 hayvan resmi olmas\u0131n. Sevdi\u011fin birisinin ismi hi\u00e7 olmas\u0131n.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  26. Y\u00fcr\u00fc\u2026 Okula y\u00fcr\u00fc\u2026 Bakkala y\u00fcr\u00fc\u2026 Her g\u00fcn en az\u0131ndan P=7 m\u00fckemmel say\u0131s\u0131 kadar metre y\u00fcr\u00fc.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  27. Kimyada, fizikte, matematikte form\u00fclleri ezberlemek yerine anlamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f. Form\u00fclleri kendin elde etmelisin.<\/li>\n
  28. Satran\u00e7 \u00f6\u011fren\u2026 Mahallende bir satran\u00e7 kul\u00fcb\u00fc olu\u015ftur.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  29. Bir enstr\u00fcman\u0131 \u00e7almay\u0131 \u00f6\u011fren\u2026 Bir m\u00fczik grubu olu\u015ftur.<\/li>\n
  30. Bir problem tespit et ve o problemi yarat\u0131c\u0131 bi\u00e7imde \u00e7\u00f6zmek i\u00e7in kendi imk\u00e2nlar\u0131nla bir alet geli\u015ftir\u2026 Mahallende mucitler derne\u011fi kur. Amerikan patent ofisinin sitesine s\u0131k s\u0131k u\u011fray\u0131p mekanik ve tasar\u0131m patentleri incele.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  31. \u00c7aya \u015feker katma. \u015eekeri azalt.<\/li>\n
  32. Kola gibi karbonlu i\u00e7ecekler yerine su, \u00e7ay ve ayran i\u00e7; kepeksiz ekmek yerine kepekli ye.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  33. Yiyece\u011finden fazlas\u0131n\u0131 taba\u011f\u0131na koyma. Yedikten sonra temizle. Evde arada bir bula\u015f\u0131klar\u0131 y\u0131ka; ev temizli\u011fine yard\u0131mc\u0131 ol.<\/li>\n
  34. Fermi say\u0131lar\u0131 konusunda uzmanla\u015f\u2026 \u00d6rne\u011fin, arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda ka\u00e7 k\u0131l var? Fatih camisine ka\u00e7 portakal s\u0131\u011far? Diyanet \u0130\u015flerine her y\u0131l harcanan parayla \u00fclkedeki her ergene ka\u00e7 elektronik kitap okuyucusu al\u0131nabilir? Ayn\u0131 parayla kellerin kafas\u0131na ka\u00e7 k\u0131l ekilebilir?<\/strong><\/li>\n
  35. Khan Academy\u2019nin sitesine her g\u00fcn u\u011fra ve bir \u015feyler \u00f6\u011fren.<\/li>\n
  36. Kendini, yeteneklerini ke\u015ffet\u2026 Ke\u015ffetti\u011fin \u00fcst\u00fcn yeteneklerini geli\u015ftirip d\u00fcnyada en iyisi olmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  37. Herkese, her \u015feye empati g\u00f6ster\u2026 Seni serinlemek i\u00e7in \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131nan pervanenin motoruna, \u00fcst\u00fcne bast\u0131\u011f\u0131n bitkiye, korktu\u011fun b\u00f6ce\u011fe, kar\u015f\u0131 tak\u0131m\u0131n taraftar\u0131na ve hatta s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 susturmak i\u00e7in ba\u011f\u0131ran yeteneksiz \u00f6\u011fretmene\u2026<\/li>\n
  38. G\u00f6r\u00fcnmeyen elbiseye \u00f6vg\u00fcler dizen sihirbazlara, kalabal\u0131klara, moruklara ald\u0131rmadan \u201ckral \u00e7\u0131plak\u201d diye hayk\u0131ran \u00e7ocuk ol. Ve b\u00fcy\u00fcy\u00fcnce o \u00e7ocu\u011fu \u00f6ld\u00fcrme; i\u00e7inde bir Peter Pan gibi ya\u015fat. \u0130\u00e7indeki bu \u00e7ocuk, senin \u00f6zg\u00fcn ve yarat\u0131c\u0131 ki\u015fili\u011fini \u00f6ld\u00fcrmek isteyen t\u00fcm moruklara, m\u00fcritlere ve reayaya kar\u015f\u0131 yi\u011fit\u00e7e ve muzip\u00e7e direnen bir \u0130brahim\u2019dir. J<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    G\u00f6r\u00fcnmeyen elbiseye \u00f6vg\u00fcler dizen sihirbazlara, kalabal\u0131klara, moruklara ald\u0131rmadan \u201ckral \u00e7\u0131plak\u201d diye hayk\u0131ran \u00e7ocuk ol. Ve b\u00fcy\u00fcy\u00fcnce o \u00e7ocu\u011fu \u00f6ld\u00fcrme; i\u00e7inde bir Peter Pan gibi ya\u015fat. \u0130\u00e7indeki bu \u00e7ocuk, senin \u00f6zg\u00fcn ve yarat\u0131c\u0131 ki\u015fili\u011fini \u00f6ld\u00fcrmek isteyen t\u00fcm moruklara, m\u00fcritlere ve reayaya kar\u015f\u0131 yi\u011fit\u00e7e ve muzip\u00e7e direnen bir \u0130brahim\u2019dir. J<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1655],"tags":[1656],"class_list":["post-7430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edipyuksel","category-karakarga","tag-karakarga"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7432,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7430\/revisions\/7432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/19.org\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}